Netlson: Man I wish I could read.
Jeff: Dude you know this isn't at all like ordering from a different language.
Netlson: Your point?
Jeff: Well when she read you the daily specials what language was she speaking?
Netlson: English.
Jeff: You ordered the Napkins.
Netlson: Yeah, how much did that cost, I don't speak math well either.
Jeff: Its an 80 dollar meal but,.........but in small print it says if you eat it all its on the house.
Netlson: Does it have any information on these so called Napkins.
Jeff: Yes, made in a factory that may contain nuts.
Netlson: BATTLEROYAL!
Jeff: Netlson your serious about this, aren't you?
Netlson: Bring on the rain or something like that.
Jeff: Here comes our server, let us pray for a miracle.
Server: Here is your chili cheese dog.
Jeff: Thank you.
Server: And for you here is the Napkin.
Netlson: I think he ordered that.
Jeff: Come on man, this isn't cool....I don't want to eat that.
Netlson: Oooooook, I'll givvve it a try.
Jeff: Its good to try new things Netlson, but you don't look so good.
Netlson: Jeff.... come closer ........ I'm.....I'm not going to make it........ I wont make it.....we need to bail.
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The character of Netlson is a strange one as he cannot read. We’re only given so many details and it's all in dialogue……yuck, we are left to assume. I am completely aware of what President Lincoln said about assuming, but being the arthur not only do I recommend it, but I encourage it. Personally I like to imagine Jeff as a really crappy friend, one who just might play a joke on his poor friend Netlson. Maybe Netlson is incompetent in social situations and just asked for a napkin. Jeff took advantage of his ability of not being to able read and told him it was an 80 dollar meal. So to avoid not paying for the free napkin Netlson flees the restaurant while Jeff leaves his money on the table to pay for his meal and leaves with his chili cheese dog. But that is just me, you know I’m just the Arthur so it might be different than that.
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I thought that your post was very funny the humor you used was very good! It was fun to read and kept me interested in what was going to happen next.
ReplyDeleteNetlson, huh? That's got to be the coolest name I've ever heard! Good post.
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